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| Paul O'Neill |
Quote of the weekthought I'd get the ball rolling..."They've got a draw here, you can't get better than that." Alan Hansen on Reading's draw with Man Utd. "Are you Britney in disguise?" Charlton fans to bald ex-Charlton player Paul Konchesky during Charlton's 4-0 win over West Ham. 
"The referee's a w*****!" Exeter fans after a bad first-half performance by the referee. "The referee's a legend!" Exeter fans after the ref awarded them two penalties in the second half. more quotes from week just gone on the BBC website here http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_old_game/6396803.stm |
| Jokeshop |
More QuotesMy favourite of those is this one - genius."A bit of pushing and shoving between Deco and Mohamed Sissoko. It is like a terrier picking a fight with an alsatian, but in this instance the terrier comes out on top as the alsatian is booked. Obviously dogs don't get yellow cards in the park. Just go with the flow on that one." Charlie Henderson commentating on Champions League for BBC website. |
| Paul O'Neill |
hilarious...
in fairness sissoko should have known better when messing with someone with the name "Deco" another piece of poetry in motion is george hamilton's classic... "Real Madrid are like a rabbit in the glare of the headlights in the face of Manchester United's attacks. But this rabbit comes with a suit of armour in the shape of two precious away goals." Byron must be shitting himself. must get one of those on t-shirts from dangerhere.com |
| Peter Mc |
I prefer George Hamilton's commentary from the Ireland v Spain game in 1989 at Lansdowne Road. As the Spanish manager is subbing his best player, Butragueno, Georgie comes out with "he's pulling him off, he's pulling Butragueno off".
That really struck a chord with me. |
| Paul D |
Quote after last nights gameThat jokeshop of an "expert" Liam 'Chippy Chippy Bang Bang' Brady had a classic last night after the liverpool 'win'.."you've got to have a really good strong defence to go and win these competitions and Barcelona proved that wrong last year"!! 
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